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Visited at Home

Oct 11, 2020

She happens to be a young obese woman and I find her in our bedroom, lying on our king-sized bed.

Liquidating My Joint Account with the President

Oct 11, 2020

I’m confronted by the FBI. They’re after me and the president.

Caps

Sep 26, 2020

milked in the moonstone distillery

Goodbye to Tom Terrific

Sep 7, 2020

Tom Terrific was everything to me on the mound.

Postcard from Norway

Aug 23, 2020

First grade was still two years away, but it felt like a lifetime.

A Big Heart

Aug 8, 2020

We shocked Spokansky perhaps a dozen times until it seemed cruel and a waste of electricity.

Twenty-Three and Me or My Son

Jul 15, 2020

I’ll always be 23 and in my heart he’ll always be a teenager learning about himself

Avocado Al Dente

Jul 4, 2020

Inflicted with diplopia, I see two suffering men.

Hades

Jun 21, 2020

I visit Hades via Zoom funeral.

My COVID-19

Jun 15, 2020

“I’m not coming home,” I say.