RICHIE SMITH

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A Stroll Up Lexington

Nov 29, 2020

How we envy the naked mannequins of faceless children

Nov 23, 2020

Madame Guillard is kind of like a fortune teller…she makes predictions that sensible people tend to ignore.

Oct 31, 2020

I think it’s not going to portend well for this group of vulnerable animals trying to live their life in the city at night on the edge of the bridge

Oct 11, 2020

She happens to be a young obese woman and I find her in our bedroom, lying on our king-sized bed.

Oct 11, 2020

I’m confronted by the FBI. They’re after me and the president.

Sep 26, 2020

milked in the moonstone distillery

Sep 7, 2020

Tom Terrific was everything to me on the mound.

Aug 23, 2020

First grade was still two years away, but it felt like a lifetime.

Aug 8, 2020

We shocked Spokansky perhaps a dozen times until it seemed cruel and a waste of electricity.

Jul 15, 2020

I’ll always be 23 and in my heart he’ll always be a teenager learning about himself