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I Fail to Bring Back Lunch

You promise your son lunch and the next thing you know, you may not see him again for weeks.

Dreams from the Pandemic: A Weird Paralympics

she begins her routine: an Esther Williams inspired back stroke combined with a sort of twenty five yard strut—the kind of walk old people do…

Madame Earthquake

Every time she dials clockwise there's more screaming.

A Strange Kind of Swim

How can we swim in two feet of water? Or with such narrow lanes separated by painful rusty wrought iron dividers.

Animals on a Bridge

I think it's not going to portend well for this group of vulnerable animals trying to live their life in the city at night on…

Visited at Home

She happens to be a young obese woman and I find her in our bedroom, lying on our king-sized bed.

Liquidating My Joint Account with the President

I’m confronted by the FBI. They’re after me and the president.

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Life Coach

Life Coach

I walked in at 11:03 PM under the influence of the rose water I gulped down after an ex sent the vase back to me, with eleven thorny roses intact. Aged by the tincture of time, I staggered into darkness. My palms were greased. The life coach met me in the alcove of a...

Ununited Nations

Ununited Nations

  An indoor forest leads me up a staircase I’ve never noticed in this great city of mine I’m haunted by squandered opportunities by wind and laughter by the howling of what might have meant peace.

The Incest Clinic

The Incest Clinic

Dixon looks up at me for the first time, though only momentarily. His thin lips are clenched tight with a sort of guilty smirk. I’m not sure if he looks guilty because he’s embarrassed about the scene his brother is making or because my wife now has her hands on his leg, very close to their shared groin.